For want of a better title: LMD's interview with a wampire

For want of a better title

Tall and Tan and oh so Sexy, the boy *not* from Ipanema goes walking by...

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

LMD's interview with a wampire

So after the musical baton (which I never got thank you very much) comes the interview with a wampire baton or stick or googlygook. Little Miss Drinkalot (Drunkalot) has kindly decided to be my interviewer (we all know she's mad about me). So sit tight and be prepared to be mindf**ked.

1) Your writings reflect a very hyper personality. Are you this hyper in real-life?

Hyper? who? me? Why what have you heard? More questions to answer questions? What the hell is going on? On a slightly less confused note, for those who know me, I'm generally sedated and quiet. As a child I was always prim and proper [hi mom.] I do like to think that I am still quiet and unassuming. Yet there's a little voice in my head (ok.. several voices) (ed: he's not crazy, he just likes to think like that) that tells me to make alot of noise. I realise that I lead two lives. In singapoop I'm quiet and mild mannered, but in the US I'm faster than a speeding ticket. Heh... I've always been a little cynical, a little critical and whole lot of crazy. (truth!) and I realised I've not answered the question yet, so here goes: Yes I can be hyper in real life, but it depends on the company. Generally my activities tend to indicate a more reflective personality.

2) I notice you end many of your posts with "Yeah buddy!"? Is there any significance at all? Is it a last ditch attempt at expunging the hyperness in you?

Yeah buddy has a story behind it. Some time last year, our chapter (of a book, no i kid, of the fraternity) recieved a consultant. He's job was largely on expansion (opening new chapters... duh) but he had come to help us with recruitment. He's favourite line was yeah buddy. And so a legend was born. Anyway I say it sort of in jest, and we use it alot as a degratory term. heh... As for expulsing hyperness I have alcohol, women and this blog (i'm good on two of the three, would LMD like to help with the 3rd one?).

3) You seem to have a fascination with dragons, trolls and elves. But unicorns are iffy. Why?

Because unicorns are the ultimate virgin stealers. I mean they only go to virgin maidens. What the hell is up with them? I mean dragons kill indiscriminately and trolls collect taxes (like the IRAS and IRS... hmmm... a connection maybe?) without discrimination. And elves are just sexy. But those f**king unicorns are such arseholes. I mean seriously where do they get off cornering the market on virgins. Those bastards!

4) What happened to your April crush? Does no news = good news?

My lawyers advised me not to answer this question, but I'm going to anyway. She's dead. I killed her. I KID! It just puttered out. Not enough time and the distance was going to be huge. No news = I'm available for all the pretty femblogs out there.

5) Tell me one incident in which you were really drunk and did something really stupid. (That you haven't already written about.) (ed: No lying, please!) (ed's ed: But if it's creative enough, I forgive you.)

You mean like the time i lost 12 hours of my life and all I know about it I gathered from my drunk friends. Yeah... Long story. Let us just say that from 12mn to 12noon, I didn't know what was going on, but I was doing stuff. Heh... Like sleeping on the streets, answering the sobriety quiz perfectly and puking on my friend's lap. Heh... all good. i have a few good ones. If you want to know more, come meet me, since I prefer to tell it in person. Makes the story more exciting (hint hint LMD).


So there it is folks... the true confessions of a mildly crazy wabbit...hope you enjoyed it.
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The Official Interview Game Rules
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying “interview me.”
2. I will respond by asking you five questions — each person’s will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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