For want of a better title: Secret Life of Adam Wouku

For want of a better title

Tall and Tan and oh so Sexy, the boy *not* from Ipanema goes walking by...

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Secret Life of Adam Wouku

So...I hear there are conspiracies abound with the whole thing... here are my pot shots:

(1) The convention is actually a MLM scheme. You go in and they try to get you to sell mattresses.

(2) The convention is actually to sell you time share holiday homes. I've been to some of those. I swear it's like that.

(3) Actually it's a big National Education trap.

(4) Or to brainwash the first inklings of an independent singapore media.

(5) Pre-national day rally. Go Singapore Go.

(6) harry potter book launch

(7) Let's meet xiaxue, sandra __________(insert chio fembloggers' names) session

(8) It's in woodlands, so maybe they're trying to deport us to Malaysia

(9) New evangelical christian church trying to recruit members

(10) Visit Woodlands Campaign ploy

My guesses on some of the key actors in the conventions:

(1) mr brown: evil Woodlands town council member

(2) mr brown: CEO of MLM company

(3) mr miyagi: chikopek

(4) mr miyagi: pastor of new church

(5) Cowboy Caleb: malaysian secret agent

(6) Cowboy Caleb: harry potter book agent

(7) Xiaxue: cowboy caleb

(8) Xiaxue: mr miyagi on his medication

Actually they're all my pawns, the whole point is to lure all of you there and then gas you. there can only be one, and i am it. Muahahaha

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