For want of a better title: I am...

For want of a better title

Tall and Tan and oh so Sexy, the boy *not* from Ipanema goes walking by...

Thursday, September 22, 2005

I am...

I am the terror that flaps (farts) in the night

I am the fly in your oinment

I am the strawberry jam in your roti, kaya and gu you

I am the nut in your nutless chocolates

I am pain in your ass when you shit (a.k.a. piles) (ed: he actually take is seriously, his dad has piles)

I am the drool on your desk when you fall asleep in class (ed: happened to him before)

I am the guy that taller than you

I am the pimple that appears just before a big date

I am the corn in corny

I am the horn in horny (ed: ok stop! before it degenerates)

I am the sugar that causes your kids to become hyperactive at 11pm

I am the grain of sand that gets in your eye when you wear contact lenses

I am the hole in the condom of that girl you were going to dump but now couldn't

I am the bird that waits for you to wash your car before i shit on it

I am the fly in your soup

I am the 0.01% of alcohol that puts you over the legal limit and gets you arrested for drunk driving

I am the bad breath just before a big interview

I am the blackout in the middle of your porno download

I am the virus that kills your harddisk just when you're about to finish your 100page report with no backup

I am Darkwing Duck!

1 Comments:

  • At 9/22/2005 8:56 PM, Blogger FF said…

    You forgot to add:

    I'm the person who makes you late for work everyday.

     

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